突然意识到自己不再是屌丝的我,一下就兴奋了起来!
以前在小破球上,整天在背后蛐蛐那些天天肏网红的大哥…
但这,何尝又不是一种,吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸的表现呢?
男人嘛…真要是兜里有了银子,哪个不想夜夜当新郎,天天换新娘?
至于说妹子新不新…不重要!
重要的是妹子漂亮就行,什么年代了还守着那处女的观念,活该饿死!
看了看镜头里漂亮的虎牙妹,又瞅了瞅银行卡里那一大串的零。
我觉得吧,自己哪怕是天天肏,这笔钱应该也是肏不完的!
哪天玩腻了,找几个听话顺眼的小姑娘再留几个种,也算对得起这宿主父母留给我的大把银子了!
既然心动了,那肯定是要行动的嘛!
我小手一抖,一百万软妹币就充了进去,某音的小等级一下就从1级干到了56级去。
虽然说和那些满级的神豪比起来还略有差距,但五十六的等级,也勉勉强强能称得上一个大哥了!
熟练的挂一个粉丝灯牌,我甩手就是个某音一号飞了出去。
大主播就是高冷哈,一千块的大火箭砸出来,就换来了一句“谢谢牧歌牧总的某音一号!”
这要换那些没啥粉丝没啥流量的小主播,还不得给爷我磕一个?
当然,江湖规矩,微信咱还是能加上的!
咱也不和她墨迹,直接就是一句:
“约吗?约的话,送多少?”
简洁明了,要的就是一个效率!
“大哥…不约噢!我们是绿色直播间,不搞这些事的!”
我:……
好吧,出师未捷啊!
当然,所谓那套绿色直播间的鬼话,我是一个字都不信的!
咱就没见过哪个不挨肏就能火起来的网红妹子!
估摸着这虎牙妹背后有大哥,我也懒得竞争,某音上美妞那么多,这个不行,咱还不能换吗?
本着不浪费钱的原则,粉丝过五万的账号我一个不看,专盯本地的小主播!
没一会,就让我找着一个正在直播的清纯妹子。
当然,这里说的清纯,是外表看着挺清纯,姑娘混挺惨啊,直播间里的人数就没过百,榜一大哥也就是个三十级出头的家伙,不值一提。
点进去一看,这个叫小曦的小主播,正在打PK呢,那画面真是…惨不忍睹,都快让对面的辣妹给打得抬不起头了!
小曦妹子莫急,看大哥来解救你!
这次为了彰显自己的财力,我也没省着花,甩手就是一个嘉年华扔了出去。
一个大炮仗,直接就给对面的小辣妹给干趴下了!
辣妹都让我给干懵了,一个劲的在那嘤嘤嘤的求放过,那不行,就冲她那小吊带大奶子的打扮,非得让她给爷抖上一分钟的奶子,幅度必须够大!
要不爷这三千块不就白扔了?
呃…不白扔!
就在小辣妹玩命抖奶的功夫,小曦妹子主动私信我了:
“大哥,这是我V号!*******。”
小主播就是懂事哈,都不用我主动问,自己就知道加上了!
咱就喜欢懂事的姑娘!
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